Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Just remember.

Just remember to check out thenakedgeek.com
I'm a contributing writer there, but it still needs work. Being the industrious readers you are, tell me what makes a blog/website appealing to you so i can make suggestions for TNG's impending re-design.

samureye@thenakedgeek.com

I have a bit of a qualm, does anyone know of any ways to put compressed video into blogger to play? I'm a bit curious for a project i'll be working on for the future. If you know of multiple ways, let me know, email me if you know.

-sam

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Damn, diggers are real idiots.

As if i'm able to use photoshop, hmm. Good thing stupidity isn't contagious.

Read the comments.

Episode II.V

Worth reposting, go download Star Wars Episode II.V and tell me what you think.

Download.

Gmail now giving 100 invites...

Google is now giving you 100 invites, i thought that Gmail went to the public? Ah well, it is still much more than i could ever use.

Friday, August 26, 2005

Intelligence Chart...



Oh my gosh, i made a funny! I'm precious!
Make your own.

Damn Google....

Google i hate you, i made a big ass post and now it is gone without ever making it to the blog. :(
Google i love you and your talking client, Google talk as i have affectionately called you. If you wish to induldge in the Googly goodness.

Go get google talk and add me if you so wish.

-samureye@gmail.com

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Template tweaks.

Tell me how much you hate the new-ish look.

EDIT: NewER banner, slightly modified, what do you think?

*mouth is open*


This is supposed to be Homer Simpson is real life. My God this is funny and scary at the same time. This artist is obviously gifted, so go pay them a visit at their site and take a look at all the other interesting pictures he's done. I like the Snoop Dogg one a lot. Damn, this thing is amazing. We have a real life Homer, a real life Peter Griffin, what's next, a real life Michael Jackson? Oh wait....



Read and look at more.

Google Talk Tweaks.

Say that 5 times fast. A bunch of random Google Talk doohickies, for your enjoyment.

Read.

IE7 download.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Google Talk.


Google just released their highly speculated communication tool to the world. As is anything Google, it's still in Beta, but that doesn't mean it isn't good. This program is small, a mere 900kb, and pretty as hell. I suggest you all download it and support it. I dispise AIM and i like the clean interface as opposed to any other client out there. If you don't have a Gmail account, you can get one through invitation. Just in case anyone still doesn't have an account and wants to try out Google Talk, shoot me an email, samureye@gmail.com If you know you don't have any friends, and let's face it, you're reading my blog and that alone says a lot about you, then feel free to add me to your Google Talk contacts. Username:samureye@gmail.com

Download Google Talk.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Hit 'em where it hurts..

Oh man, this is funny. You know how it is to be getting a ton of spam, right? Well we can't exactly seact revenge on those annoying spammers, but we can for the snail mailers.

Read on.

Salami....

That’s salami. It is hard, at least, that’s what it says on the package. Why would you call something hard salami? What are the benefits of having salami that is hard? How hard is hard? Is it Jaw Breaker hard, or just hard enough to not be considered liquid? This I wonder as I look at the picture I took in Price Smart, or as people confuse it and say, “Pricemart”. Why did they make the name like that? Maybe it is a defense mechanism for anyone that may want to return something.

Man: “I bought this salami here, it was said to be hard, but I had to eat it with a straw.”

Sales person: “You didn’t buy that here.”

Man: “What? Of course I did, I came here to Pricemart and bought the thing earlier today.

Sales person: “This isn’t Pricemart, this is Price Smart, please vacate the premises. Security!”

Now that’s ingenious. I don’t think it is necessarily very nice for the customers, but from a business standpoint, it’s just peachy. But you know, if you were the one to own the business, wouldn’t you not have a problem with this? I would think so. It’s human nature the way we tend to favour things that are, well, in favour of us.

(I live in the Caribbean, favour is spelt with a U, get over it.)

I lost $100 and don’t know if the cleaner took it. Wish me luck. Argh.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Slight template change.

To show my support for the return of tech to G4, no matter how little, scroll down to the centre of the blog, what do you see?

Sunday, August 21, 2005

CFH info again.

Yeah i know i'm talking about the return of Call For Help quite a bit, and that's only because i'm hella lot excited, but there's a bit of a catch...


CFH SHOWTIMES ON G4.

Monday-Friday: 11am Eastern, 8am Pacific
Saturday,Sunday: 6am and 7am Eastern.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Barbie, meet ken...

A celebrity stylist and makeup artist has undergone "approximately" 30 surgeries (what, can't they count?) and spent around $250, 000 of his own money in plastic surgery to look the way he does today. Steve, who will now be referred to as Freak, goes to the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson. What is it with that doctor that gets people hooked? He went for a nose job in 1987 and it became an obsession thereafter. He sounds like a junkie to me. There should be a Plastic Surgery support group where people can go anonymously and get help. I'd like to emphasize the anonymity because if anyone were to find out who you were, then you may want to resort to getting even more surgery so as to change your look. It's a touchy subject though. I can imagine how Freak would do in one of those meetings. "Man, it was only supposed to get a nose job and that was it, man. Help me, i look like Barbie's boyfriend *sobs on shoulder of man whose shoulders were just recently implanted*

Freak

Freak says that he initially went in for rhinoplasty at MJ's doctor, and then he got the chin done, then the facelift, pecs and then (insert dramatic pause here) the Buttocks! Maybe i should say booty, ass, bum or gluteus maximus? This procedure is said to be difficult for the one getting the surgery and the doctor performing. I can only imagine, suppose i myself went for one of these butt surgeries, and the doctor made a mistake, i'd have to pay out the ass, somewhat literally. Or for the doctor's sake, i think if i were to ever have to get such a surgery, i would go on a week long binge of Bush's Baked Beans. I'd record the procedure as the doctor has to endure my gaseous release due to relaxed muscles from the anesthetic. I'd show the tapes at public gatherings yelling "Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage." Ah, good times. You can think of creative ways of making plastic surgery fun for the entire family, why not get a chin like Jay Leno? Or what about removing your neck, like Barney Rubble of the The Flintstones fame? Your possibilities are endless.

Read about Freak.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

TTV freaks....

Go download this.


Via fudgeinsomniac @ the scopetech.net forums.

X-Play, Remember when?

Where i heard of CFH.

As per request in the comments of the post before this one, i saw that Call For Help was coming back from the G4 forums, via a link from some serious searching really.


Call For Help - Help out your fellow tech fans. Ask a question. Just talk tech.

Tech Shows -
Here's the forum to talk tech and discuss the shows Robot Wars, Future Fighting Machines, and Nerd Nation.

Happy Now? :P

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Call for Help 2.0 in the US!

FInally it had been confirmed that call for help will now be shown in the USA. Even better news, it will be on G4. Has G4 finally realised that they need to diversify and appeal to a wider audience? i would hope so. While Leo had basically spelt this out for us, it is good to finally have some proper confirmation of this. I'd have to say that when it rains it pourse, because we were just introduced to the whole Barbed Wire Biscuit thing, which, by the way seems like an excellent idea. It's like the old show, Eye Drops, only interesting. Braniac seems cool as well, not to mention the Cinematech: Nocturnal Emmissions. ANime Unleashed seems...like the old Anime Unleashed; boring, but that's just me. In addition to Call For Help 2.0, we'll get Nerd Nation. (WHY?) as well as Future Fighting Machines (again, WHY?). While it is great that these shows are back and it feels more Tech-TV ish, i still maintain that there should be Unscrewed with Martin Sargent. It just belongs. Of all the shows that shjould have remained, Unscrewed and X-Play are right up there. Also keep in mind that we have Fastlane added to the Whip Set and we have the makings of a successful television Network on our hands. I wish G4 the best of luck in these endeavours, hopefully this will be a re-occuring trend.

P.S. Forgive any errors in this post, this is my first time usin a MAC....

EDIT: I'M READING MY BLOG POSTS AND REALISE I MAKE IDIOTIC MISTAKES, I SPELT "POURS" WITH AN E AT THE END, I'M AN ASS. I'LL LEAVE JUST FOR KICKS.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

This is the reason...

Shoutbox

Yes, i've put in a shoutbox, thanks for asking. Is this a good idea? I wouldn't know. Let's see if anyone uses it, leaves me a message and makes me feel nice inside. If not, i'll remove it. try it out!

Over there ---------->

Saturday, August 13, 2005

IE 7 logo.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Looks like firefox's logo.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Martin Sargent's Website.

About time.

I love this guy. A bookmark for sure.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Too lazy.

I'm too lazy to forward this to anyone, but butting it on my blog would count.....i hope.

a girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry? and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....You're not pretty- you're beautiful. I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever, and i wouldnt cry if you walked away...i'd die... I like u because of who u r to me. Your a true friend, if i don't get this back i'll take a hint. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen 2 you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere aol, yahoo, outside of school, anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. I If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. If you send 15 ppl this in 15 min you're safe.now all u hav 2 do is copy and paste Ding Chong aka The Eternal Dragon

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Logo.

More soon.

N.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Barb Wired Biscuit.

Apparently G4 is going for some late night audiences by investing in a new late night block after midnight called Barb Wired Biscuit.
Reportedly, they are going for some Adult Swim type content. It is said that there would be a change in the shows on that block happening all the time. So far, all we know that is going to be on is a British show called Braniac.

IMDB for show.

Random G4 thing

More as i find out.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Yummy .

I’m working on some content for a proposed television show. I’d be doing a segment on something people always ask. I know I am doing one segment on creating a blog. I have a week to have 2 prepared. Give me an idea of what my next thing should be as well as a list of potential things I could use for other segments if the show gets picked up. I’m also being asked to host a show about some kids who’ve made their own videos. They did it at a government camp so obviously the funding to put it on television is there. I had nothing to do with it, but as a television package, I’d just be there to introduce everything and basically hold the show together, in essence, an actual reason to watch. If I could put that video on the net, I would, in fact I think I might. I’m too lazy to think of other segment ideas, so help me out. I’ve had the idea of going out on the street and asking people a bunch of random crap, in essence, a chance for me to ask the most under qualified idiot a complicated question and have some witty banter with him, i.e. me condescending to him in nondescript ways. Anything you can think of would be great.

It goes without saying that my podcast won’t be out for a while. What, it’s not like its actually good or anything, so shut up.


Next week I’ll be doing a course in presenting for television and journalism. I like this kind of stuff and hope to do it as a career. That way I can make local programming I’d actually want to watch. The main problem is that I know I’m fully capable of doing this thing well, but when you’re in front of the camera, it’s another story. I’m not a total turd, but I could improve. To be fair, I have yet to have any training, and based on my track record, I’d say I’m doing pretty well.

Notice that you can’t really see the red bench in the background? It’s not because of the crappy camera used to take the picture, I mean, it is, but not only that, also, it’s because it is almost right inside the car park. Yes, the Burger King is located right by the underground car park. Would you like a side of exhaust with that? Ingenious!

Friday, August 05, 2005

Fricking Fastlane?


G4, are you serious? Fastlane? Who? What? Why? When? Where? I'm not totally sure where this fits in to G4's videogame programming, but this is a good and bad thing. Bad, because it has nothing to do with videogames, but good because they are diversifying and this could potentially attract more viewers and save G4 whose Decision day comes in 2007 if i'm not mistaken. T

There are ony 22 episodes of the show, so get ready to easily be memorizing the lines of a show after watching it for the sevent time. G4 could come out a winner if they realise they can't do the gaming only thing and balance it out. I like to compare G4 to MTV, and hope that i can continu to do so as they succeed. The only thing needed now is to balance it out with some Tech content, so hopefully they will syndicate Call-For-Help 2.0 G4 is hypocritical though to show something like this as well as Street Fury and then axe Unscrewed.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Funny Funny Funny.

After many a time searching, i've found the flash movie that i only saw part of. Download and enjoy, this is so funny and brillitant.

Right click, save as.

I'm a writer?

So i've finally taken the plunge into writing for a website. I'll now contribute on a hopefully regular basis to thenakedgeek. Now, i'd like for you visit the site, your patronage would be greatly appreciated. I have confidence that we could make the site into something decent soon enough, although, the reason anyone would accept me to write for their site is far beyond me. I don't mean to question the integrity of anyone running the site, but, me? I mean, I wouldn't pick me. Wait, i shouldn't really be saying this now should I? Anyhow, go take a look at the site, and give me some feedback, what do you like and dislike?

Ciao for now.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

What do you think?

EH?

Birdy and outside.


I recently got a new phone and i dig the little thing. It has a camera on it, with which i take pictures. For the slower readers, just so you know, it is a cell phone. I have cleverly come to call it a camera phone. These are some random pictures i took with the thing.


Fow what it is, i think they came out pretty damn good considering the phone was a cheap one o begin with. I guess i'll go into more detail with the phone at some other time. Until then, i can now take photos of crap i see during the day and share with you on the blog. Yay!

For all the camera buffs out there, the resolution i have the camera on the phone is 640*480, thich is the maximum, now what exactly are these exposure settings for and which is the best to put it on, -2, -1, 0, +1, or +2?

Software List.

Thanks Rich, this is useful, so check it out.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Yuck!

Okay, I’m back in action. I’ve been sick but I’m somewhat better now, not that you care, but I am nonetheless. I’ve suffered with flu like symptoms for the past week or so. Want to know why? No? I’ll tell you anyway. The reason is because there was major flood again, in the mall. Now we have business in the mall, so I had to end up leaving the comfort of my home to go to the mall during all the flooding with video camera in hand.

DSC01425


Sadly, I don’t have any way of getting the video off the camera to share with you. I have the USB connector but as I’ve stated before, I don’t have any software to remove it, so all I have to give is still pictures.

DSC01426

My father first went to the mall when he got wind of what was happening; the mall was under major water. I was not feeling that well to begin with, but I got a call from him saying to come to the mall with the video camera.

DSC01428

We live a stone’s throw away from the mall, almost literally, it depends on who is throwing the stone. If it’s me, then we live a few stone throws away. Anyhow, I end up in the mall and run to the car park, where I see even there is under a ton of water. I kept my distance, but as my father saw me, he told me to come, so I did.

DSC01429

I proceeded to wade through the water, with a still and video camera in each hand. We went to get a look at one store we have in the mall, and proceeded to another. I decided to run up some stairs and get a look at how far water went. It went far. I ran down and proceeded to the other end of the store, continually snapping pictures, when I was accosted by a guard who was walking from the second level. “Excuse me!” He shouted.

DSC01430

Now, I’m not psychic, but sometimes you just know what is going to happen, or at least you might have an idea of it. I was reluctant to acknowledge him, and if I didn’t my cover could have been that the mall was too noisy, not because of people, there were hardly any in the mall, but because of the gushing water.

DSC01432

It was NOISY. I went against my innermost desire and looked up. “Yeah?!” I yelled. In a rude, angry voice, shaking his hand at me, he said, “Don’t take any pictures.”
“Yeah, okay.” I said, then he walked off and I continued snapping. I must have spent an hour in that brown water, and I was so glad when I finally was able to go.

DSC01433

On leaving the mall, I could see a newspaper photographer snapping pictures. We came out, and met my uncle who was just out of the way of the gushing water in the car park. We were about to walk home, again, because we live close by and because of all the traffic congestion nearby.

DSC01436

On leaving, a man said to us “Gentlemen, please know that water has raw sewage in it.” My heart stopped. I was so pissed, rightly so since I was walking in piss. I went home and showered a few times. Then I showered in a bucket of water and bleach. The shoes I had on, I’ll never wear again, they’re still outside. I quite literally had a shitty day. I’m better now, hence the reason I’m blogging. I suppose this post was so erratic, but so is the blogging style. Enjoy the pics.

DSC01434