Barbie, meet ken...

A celebrity stylist and makeup artist has undergone "approximately" 30 surgeries (what, can't they count?) and spent around $250, 000 of his own money in plastic surgery to look the way he does today. Steve, who will now be referred to as Freak, goes to the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson. What is it with that doctor that gets people hooked? He went for a nose job in 1987 and it became an obsession thereafter. He sounds like a junkie to me. There should be a Plastic Surgery support group where people can go anonymously and get help. I'd like to emphasize the anonymity because if anyone were to find out who you were, then you may want to resort to getting even more surgery so as to change your look. It's a touchy subject though. I can imagine how Freak would do in one of those meetings. "Man, it was only supposed to get a nose job and that was it, man. Help me, i look like Barbie's boyfriend *sobs on shoulder of man whose shoulders were just recently implanted*

Freak

Freak says that he initially went in for rhinoplasty at MJ's doctor, and then he got the chin done, then the facelift, pecs and then (insert dramatic pause here) the Buttocks! Maybe i should say booty, ass, bum or gluteus maximus? This procedure is said to be difficult for the one getting the surgery and the doctor performing. I can only imagine, suppose i myself went for one of these butt surgeries, and the doctor made a mistake, i'd have to pay out the ass, somewhat literally. Or for the doctor's sake, i think if i were to ever have to get such a surgery, i would go on a week long binge of Bush's Baked Beans. I'd record the procedure as the doctor has to endure my gaseous release due to relaxed muscles from the anesthetic. I'd show the tapes at public gatherings yelling "Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage." Ah, good times. You can think of creative ways of making plastic surgery fun for the entire family, why not get a chin like Jay Leno? Or what about removing your neck, like Barney Rubble of the The Flintstones fame? Your possibilities are endless.

Read about Freak.